The Incorporated States of The Eur-asian Federation is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 270 million Eurasians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eur-asian Federationian economy, worth 19.1 trillion Eurasian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,879 Eurasian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eur-asian Federation's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Eur-asian Federation is ranked 55,265^th in the world and 1,684^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.